I'm really interested in learning a new language, other than English (obviously), Welsh (obviously) and French.
Preferably not Japanese or Chinese because that's just really confusing.
Somebody please help me decide.

I have a torture fetish and a bondage fetish. Is that really fucked up?


watashi no shin'yū wa watashi no saikō no jogen wo atae ta kare wa sorezore no hi no okurimono de wa naku,
atae rare ta kenri da toyuu ishi wo nokosu arayuru shudan wo,
anata no fuan wo nokoshi soshite ,
pasu wo ika de tabi wo shiyo u to suru wa ,
mazu saisho ni suru tejun wa ,
nagai sutoraidodesu kyō ga saigo no hi ,
ashita wa oso sugi ta kinō ni sayonara wo i~tsu te morae masu ka ？
anata no yō ni ,
sorezore no shunkan no raibu ka ,
saigo no kako no mukashi no shashin wo nokosu ？
anata ga subete no daimukifu ,
moshi kyō no anata no saigo no hi deshi ta ka ？
dono yō na baai , dō sure ba ,
moshi kyō no anata no saigo no hi deshi ta ka ？